Alright folks, this is too good to not share! There is this guy who I went to high school with who I am friends with on Facebook. He's always begging for attention and usually people don't give him any. It's kind of sad, but he does it to himself a lot of times. He's posting that it's his family and he died in some accident. It gets down wright horrible when you think about it, all for attention. But suddenly he is back alive like it didn't even happen. I log into Facebook yesterday and see this from him..



Now he's posting quite frequently how he is looking for a life partner. We have narrowed it down he is probably at least bisexual or gay judging by some of the pages he has liked. Just add that in this scenario for the bizarreness! Like I always do I run that image through Google Image search and of course that exact ultrasound is found all over the internet. Alright, so the game is, what reason will he come up with when the baby doesn't appear in August when it's due? Conveniently on his birthday too. He also pretends to be some internet celebrity as well. When his friends ask innocent questions he will throw one out like this:

And no it's not some F**CKING Scanky ass whore off the street it's a very close friend of mine I went to school with!!!! #Privacy Please on who it's with and for all u bitches know it could also be someone that I traveled with or r friends with in the #VIP#Industry
Reassuring that it's not a scanky ass whore right?

I talked this over with the women at work and they assured me if it's due in August, it's probably past the time a miscarriage would happen. I so want to call him out that he will be going to hell if he makes up a horrible story about the loss of this fake baby.

Ok so what happens next?