Screw this Casino -- My Planned Freeplay Smash and Grab

[TwoArmedBandito]

I'm going tomorrow I think for my "free" buffet and $20. I'll try to get some back for you! If all else fails stop at the porn store on Rt 15 on the way home! HHH

A handy!?

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[noleman]

One of my greatest pleasures is starting a thread that quickly degenerates into a discussion of (i) scat; (ii) the angry beaver posse; (iii) porn; and (iv) crude sexual innuendo. My thanks to @CPT and @TwoArmedBandito for supplying the final two elements of the Superfecta of threads. My work is done and I shall now rest. (Drops the mike).

[noleman]

You asked for suggestions for the FP...last year after we took advantage of CET's bonus system at the Cleveland Horseshoe, we were getting $110-150 FP a week plus junior suites at the Ritz. We played almost all of the FP on Jacks or Better video poker. They have machines that are 8/6 and we got almost every penny ($1000 in 3 or 4 trips) of our FP back. Not exciting without any royal flushes, but definitely put the cash into our pockets!

Actually, that's exactly what I needed. I really and truly want to screw this casino and as much as I love slots, I'm happy to drain that freeplay through a VP machine to make sure I get the most I can out of it. I'll look around for the 8/6 paytables.