Screw this Casino -- My Planned Freeplay Smash and Grab

[noleman]

So, I might have gambled at a certain mid-western city's casino that might be affiliated with Total Rewards at the beginning of March and lost about $2,000 over the course of 3 hours. That's a huge loss for me -- usually I'll walk away if I lose that much that quickly. So, fuck this casino for taking my money with their super-tight machines.

Whatever I did, though, I hit the comp and freeplay triggers pretty hard:

I got two separate offer packages -- one was a "welcome" package with $440 freeplay May 1-15 and another $440 freeplay May 16-31, plus swipe for 20,000 reward credits.

I then got on the regular mailer at $385 each week for all of May, plus swipe for 15,000 reward credits plus free hotel. One of these weekly offers ends on May 15th and the next one starts on May 16th.

My experience with these one-off casino trips is that you'll get offers for a couple of months but if you don't go, they dry up and you're lucky if you can get a free hotel room if you go back later in the year.

I can get a flight to this certain mid-western city for dirt cheap -- round trip is less than $100 but it's on Allegiant. Shitty airline but as long as I get there ... Rental car I can get on points.

Total Freeplay (May 15-16): $1,650.00 ($385x2 + $440x2)
Total RC's (May 2016): 35,000 (=$350)
Total Benefit: $2000.00

Costs:
Airfare: $97 (no bag, so no additional fees)
Meals: $35
Gas: $5
Overnight Parking: $22
Airport Parking: $15
Total Investment: $174.00


I hardly ever got to this city and could not give two shits if I ever set foot in this casino again, much less about my freeplay offers from it, so I say this is worth a smash and grab trip.

I can fly in and be at the casino by 9:30 p.m. on Sunday May 15th, drain the freeplay that expires on May 15th and then cozy down in the comp'd hotel for the night. Then back at the casino by 8:30 am the next day May 16th) for an hour before leaving for the airport for an 10:30 a.m. flight.

Fuck this casino. Vengeance is mine. I just booked the flight.

Taking suggestions for which machines to use the freeplay on.

[dvandentop]

Sounds like a great plan even better if you hammer their ass on hl slots and get back your losses from last trip.

Good luck!!

[Wynnvegas]

I like it! A proper sneaky revenge mission.

Hope you turn that freeplay into as much real cash or even more.

Cheers,

Billy

[noleman]

Sounds like a great plan even better if you hammer their ass on hl slots and get back your losses from last trip.

Good luck!!

That's it. This will be like angry sex except I will be fucking their machines.

[treyster]

Man, you are on a mission. Watch Kill Bill on the flight.

[Luckylinda123]

That's it. This will be like angry sex except I will be fucking their machines.

Remember to keep your pants on :smiley_simmons:

[goldengreeke]

Knock em dead and take all their money!

You DO know, you can say the name of this casino without pissing anybody off too much lol.

[Wynnvegas]

Knock em dead and take all their money!

You DO know, you can say the name of this casino without pissing anybody off too much lol.

On here, maybe! On the old place, that lunatic Canadian wench would be straight on the phone alerting them to someone coming to scam their offers.

[phillycub]

On here, maybe! On the old place, that lunatic Canadian wench would be straight on the phone alerting them to someone coming to scam their offers.

I prefer an "old bitter hag" - suits her perfectly just like her personality. I tried to comment on her website but I got blocked. HHH
HAG.

[Wynnvegas]

I prefer an "old bitter hag" - suits her perfectly just like her personality. I tried to comment on her website but I got blocked. HHH
HAG.

You're still too polite phillycub - if I used my terms of choice, I'd have my visa revoked quicksmart!

[phillycub]

Trash will be trash!

[phillycub]

btw noleman git er dun. Good luck to you

[dvandentop]

Don't name the place yet just show us the massive titos and hp screens after you get the kill

[Jen Jen]

Sounds like a great quickie! Good luck who cares about having fun. Just complete your mission...HHH!

[emmas]

Good luck with the plan. Hope you clean their clocks out.

[Reen]

Sounds like a great plan! Go get them! Wishing you lots of Good Luck! Looking forward to your trip report!

[charlie50]

So, I might have gambled at a certain mid-western city's casino that might be affiliated with Total Rewards at the beginning of March and lost about $2,000 over the course of 3 hours. That's a huge loss for me -- usually I'll walk away if I lose that much that quickly. So, fuck this casino for taking my money with their super-tight machines.

Whatever I did, though, I hit the comp and freeplay triggers pretty hard:

I got two separate offer packages -- one was a "welcome" package with $440 freeplay May 1-15 and another $440 freeplay May 16-31, plus swipe for 20,000 reward credits.

I then got on the regular mailer at $385 each week for all of May, plus swipe for 15,000 reward credits plus free hotel. One of these weekly offers ends on May 15th and the next one starts on May 16th.

My experience with these one-off casino trips is that you'll get offers for a couple of months but if you don't go, they dry up and you're lucky if you can get a free hotel room if you go back later in the year.

I can get a flight to this certain mid-western city for dirt cheap -- round trip is less than $100 but it's on Allegiant. Shitty airline but as long as I get there ... Rental car I can get on points.

Total Freeplay (May 15-16): $1,650.00 ($385x2 + $440x2)
Total RC's (May 2016): 35,000 (=$350)
Total Benefit: $2000.00

Costs:
Airfare: $97 (no bag, so no additional fees)
Meals: $35
Gas: $5
Overnight Parking: $22
Airport Parking: $15
Total Investment: $174.00


I hardly ever got to this city and could not give two shits if I ever set foot in this casino again, much less about my freeplay offers from it, so I say this is worth a smash and grab trip.

I can fly in and be at the casino by 9:30 p.m. on Sunday May 15th, drain the freeplay that expires on May 15th and then cozy down in the comp'd hotel for the night. Then back at the casino by 8:30 am the next day May 16th) for an hour before leaving for the airport for an 10:30 a.m. flight.

Fuck this casino. Vengeance is mine. I just booked the flight.

Taking suggestions for which machines to use the freeplay on.

All most sounds like the lucky eagle . "F" that place fo show

[noleman]

Yep, on my play list along with I Spit On Your Grave (the original, not that shitty remake).

[noleman]

Don't name the place yet just show us the massive titos and hp screens after you get the kill

Agree. It is under wraps until it is fully underway. I would not want the Angry Beaver Posse to interfere with my revenge fuck.

[dwwright12]

Hope the machines are a bit more loose and you can hit them for a bunch. Sounds like an excellent plan.

[slotmanjack]

Funny shit on here!

Best of luck, I would hit up some $5 top dollar.

[BorgataBabe]

noleman, good luck with your vengeance smash & grab! Might as well take advantage of their offers and hope the 2nd time is a charm!


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[CTslotters]

This revenge plan is awesome; good luck noleman! Excited to see the outcome next month!

[owls]

Smack 'em in the ass and don't ever go back!

[Jeani]

Oooooh can't wait to hear how this turns out!!!! I hope you (smash & grab) hit & run works out!!! Pics and TR :) :)

[noleman]

Bumping this thread up. My revenge plan hit a small snag as I have to be in Philadelphia for a 30 minute meeting at 10am on Monday the 16th (the day my second round of freeplay begins).

Breaking my own rules here -- I detest early morning flights as a 5:30am flight to New York ended up with me unwittingly eating an entire bag of sugar free Twizzlers and then accidentally doing #2 mostly on the men's room floor of a law firm in Stamford, Conn. But I digress ...

I've now got a flight out of this certain Midwest City containing the aforementioned casino with overly tight slot machines at 7am on Monday 16th and returning later that same day to drain the rest of my freeplay. Then back to home now.

So, the smash and grab is still on. My dark horse of revenge will visit soon.

[KingJasonSlots]

Get 'er done!!!


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[treyster]

That's hilarious

[DK528]

No joke, the sugar substitute in sugar-free candy is the devil. It's like the fake fat (Olean?) that was in fat-free chips.


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[Nhcris]

noleman, you really are a piece of work! You have me in stitches already and I'm only half awake on my first cup of coffee.

Note to self - never, never, never eat sugar free candy.

[tee2green]

Looking forward to hearing the outcome......don't forget to include a review of the men's room. Love that shit.....no pun intended, HHH


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[noleman]

No joke, the sugar substitute in sugar-free candy is the devil. It's like the fake fat (Olean?) that was in fat-free chips.


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Dina speaks the truth. The back of the bag says "mild laxative effect" in tiny print, which is an understatement of monumental proportion. Awful experience. Also tangentially involved a federal judge.

[DK528]

Dina speaks the truth. The back of the bag says "mild laxative effect" in tiny print, which is an understatement of monumental proportion. Awful experience. Also tangentially involved a federal judge.

I'm glad it was only tangentially and not directly :)

[dvandentop]

Lol damn don't let this shitty casino rake you over the coals revenge must be had

[slotbender]

Dina speaks the truth. The back of the bag says "mild laxative effect" in tiny print, which is an understatement of monumental proportion. Awful experience. Also tangentially involved a federal judge.

Well, that "depends"?... hhh

[slotbender]

Lol damn don't let this shitty casino rake you over the coals revenge must be had

That's how I feel about my local, Horrorwood. My revenge is to not go there anymore. Fu@kem!

[MrsPenguin]

You asked for suggestions for the FP...last year after we took advantage of CET's bonus system at the Cleveland Horseshoe, we were getting $110-150 FP a week plus junior suites at the Ritz. We played almost all of the FP on Jacks or Better video poker. They have machines that are 8/6 and we got almost every penny ($1000 in 3 or 4 trips) of our FP back. Not exciting without any royal flushes, but definitely put the cash into our pockets!

[CPT]

That's how I feel about my local, Horrorwood. My revenge is to not go there anymore. Fu@kem!

I'm going tomorrow I think for my "free" buffet and $20. I'll try to get some back for you! If all else fails stop at the porn store on Rt 15 on the way home! HHH

[slotbender]

I'm going tomorrow I think for my "free" buffet and $20. I'll try to get some back for you! If all else fails stop at the porn store on Rt 15 on the way home! HHH

I hope that you're able to get a little something out of those slots Kenny. There will be no need for the porn shop afterwards though. Horrorwood always takes advantage of it's patrons without using any lube. hhh

[CPT]

I hope that you're able to get a little something out of those slots Kenny. There will be no need for the porn shop afterwards though. Horrorwood always takes advantage of it's patrons without using any lube. hhh

Haha love it! And this is true. Looks like I am going to be working tomorrow and doing breakfast for mom's day, so I am going to postpone the penetration till next or another weekend before end of May. And yet I am not saddened by this! :disgust:

[TwoArmedBandito]

I'm going tomorrow I think for my "free" buffet and $20. I'll try to get some back for you! If all else fails stop at the porn store on Rt 15 on the way home! HHH
A handy!?

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[noleman]

One of my greatest pleasures is starting a thread that quickly degenerates into a discussion of (i) scat; (ii) the angry beaver posse; (iii) porn; and (iv) crude sexual innuendo. My thanks to CPT and TwoArmedBandito for supplying the final two elements of the Superfecta of threads. My work is done and I shall now rest. (Drops the mike).

[noleman]

You asked for suggestions for the FP...last year after we took advantage of CET's bonus system at the Cleveland Horseshoe, we were getting $110-150 FP a week plus junior suites at the Ritz. We played almost all of the FP on Jacks or Better video poker. They have machines that are 8/6 and we got almost every penny ($1000 in 3 or 4 trips) of our FP back. Not exciting without any royal flushes, but definitely put the cash into our pockets!

Actually, that's exactly what I needed. I really and truly want to screw this casino and as much as I love slots, I'm happy to drain that freeplay through a VP machine to make sure I get the most I can out of it. I'll look around for the 8/6 paytables.