Screw this Casino -- My Planned Freeplay Smash and Grab

[noleman]

So, I might have gambled at a certain mid-western city's casino that might be affiliated with Total Rewards at the beginning of March and lost about $2,000 over the course of 3 hours. That's a huge loss for me -- usually I'll walk away if I lose that much that quickly. So, fuck this casino for taking my money with their super-tight machines.

Whatever I did, though, I hit the comp and freeplay triggers pretty hard:

I got two separate offer packages -- one was a "welcome" package with $440 freeplay May 1-15 and another $440 freeplay May 16-31, plus swipe for 20,000 reward credits.

I then got on the regular mailer at $385 each week for all of May, plus swipe for 15,000 reward credits plus free hotel. One of these weekly offers ends on May 15th and the next one starts on May 16th.

My experience with these one-off casino trips is that you'll get offers for a couple of months but if you don't go, they dry up and you're lucky if you can get a free hotel room if you go back later in the year.

I can get a flight to this certain mid-western city for dirt cheap -- round trip is less than $100 but it's on Allegiant. Shitty airline but as long as I get there ... Rental car I can get on points.

Total Freeplay (May 15-16): $1,650.00 ($385x2 + $440x2)
Total RC's (May 2016): 35,000 (=$350)
Total Benefit: $2000.00

Costs:
Airfare: $97 (no bag, so no additional fees)
Meals: $35
Gas: $5
Overnight Parking: $22
Airport Parking: $15
Total Investment: $174.00


I hardly ever got to this city and could not give two shits if I ever set foot in this casino again, much less about my freeplay offers from it, so I say this is worth a smash and grab trip.

I can fly in and be at the casino by 9:30 p.m. on Sunday May 15th, drain the freeplay that expires on May 15th and then cozy down in the comp'd hotel for the night. Then back at the casino by 8:30 am the next day May 16th) for an hour before leaving for the airport for an 10:30 a.m. flight.

Fuck this casino. Vengeance is mine. I just booked the flight.

Taking suggestions for which machines to use the freeplay on.

[dvandentop]

Sounds like a great plan even better if you hammer their ass on hl slots and get back your losses from last trip.

Good luck!!

[Wynnvegas]

I like it! A proper sneaky revenge mission.

Hope you turn that freeplay into as much real cash or even more.

Cheers,

Billy

[noleman]

Sounds like a great plan even better if you hammer their ass on hl slots and get back your losses from last trip.

Good luck!!

That's it. This will be like angry sex except I will be fucking their machines.

[treyster]

Man, you are on a mission. Watch Kill Bill on the flight.

[Luckylinda123]

That's it. This will be like angry sex except I will be fucking their machines.

Remember to keep your pants on

[goldengreeke]

Knock em dead and take all their money!

You DO know, you can say the name of this casino without pissing anybody off too much lol.

[Wynnvegas]

Knock em dead and take all their money!

You DO know, you can say the name of this casino without pissing anybody off too much lol.

On here, maybe! On the old place, that lunatic Canadian wench would be straight on the phone alerting them to someone coming to scam their offers.

[phillycub]

On here, maybe! On the old place, that lunatic Canadian wench would be straight on the phone alerting them to someone coming to scam their offers.

I prefer an "old bitter hag" - suits her perfectly just like her personality. I tried to comment on her website but I got blocked. HHH
HAG.

[Wynnvegas]

I prefer an "old bitter hag" - suits her perfectly just like her personality. I tried to comment on her website but I got blocked. HHH
HAG.

You're still too polite phillycub - if I used my terms of choice, I'd have my visa revoked quicksmart!